On the bus tour, we were treated to a couple of very funny CD's of Captain Stubby, a Midwest comedian from the 60's. One of my favorites.....
A dog walked into a bar, sat up to the counter and said, "I'd like a beer please."
The bartender said, "We don't serve dogs in this bar."
The dog said, "I'd take a coke then."
The bartender said, "I told you, we don't serve dogs in this bar!"
The dog said, "I'd really like a glass of water, please."
At that, the bartender pulled a gun out from under the bar and shot the dog in his foot. The dog ran limping and howling out of the bar into the night.
A couple of months later, the door to the bar was flung open, a dog strode in wearing a hat, chaps and a holster with a gun. He walked up to the bar and said, "I'm here to find the guy who shot my paw!"