"No closed door is keeping ME out of the barn, I have an opposable nose."

"See this closed door? Do you really think this will keep me out?"

 

"I simply use my opposable nose, catch the side...."

 

"Push."

 

"Once the head is in, it's a piece of cake..."

 

"Where the head goes, the body follows...."

 

"I simply use my, Ahem, heft so to speak, to finish opening the door and I'm in. No freaking door is keeping me out."